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    摧花剌手

    今天加班。下午回来时,班车行使在德外由北向南的主路上,遇前边红灯停了下来。这时听车内的同事在嚷嚷,说“采花大盗”“拿着剪刀”什么的。我在后排,待我伸直脖子朝前看时,前面一辆小卧车正上去一女士,手里拿着一把剪子,还有刚刚剪下的几朵大红月季。
     
    车内炸开了锅,同事们义愤填膺,说这么漂亮的花儿在路边没招谁惹谁,竟被如此摧花剌手摧残,真是没有天理啦。而且旁边车上坐着几位外籍人士正在看着,有损国际形象。说着说着,就众口一词怂恿我这“车长”给交通台发短信,揭发这不文明行为。
     
    恭敬不如从命,我拿着手机,噼噼啪啪健指如飞一短信,发往了95881039,曰:“德外由北向南主路,从京CK****下来一女士,拿着剪刀,剪下好几朵漂亮的大红月季花。旁边还有车上坐着外籍人士呢。”为保险起见,刚过五点在“一路畅通”即将开始时,我又重发一遍,总共花费了四角大洋。
     
    过了会儿,王佳一同志嘎嘣儿脆的话音刚报完路况,马上就通报了这一不文明行为:“刚才一0010的手机用户发来短信说,德外由北向南主路一位女士,剪下好几朵漂亮的大红月季花……”云云,还说:“不仅心眼好,眼神还好,把车牌号都记下来了。不过这次就不点名吧。”晕倒,我好像只看见尾声,过程浑然不知。当然啦,这表扬我就替同事们接受下来吧,下次还由他们告诉我揭发哪位无情的摧花剌手,哈哈~~~

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